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Pole Demotivational Poster


FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting


TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.83/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...


POLE DANCING - How am I doing?


TAGS: pole dancing funny puppy
Rating: 3.13/5

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JesusWept - May 11, 2013, 2:37 pm
That stripper needs waxing or shaving XD
mariand - March 5, 2013, 5:24 am
try harder... you can do better than this ;)


HIDING BEHIND A POLE - Some people just can't do it


TAGS: fat cop hiding behind pole
Rating: 3.37/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:29 pm
..but the guy hiding behind Pollasky there is doing just fine.


Pole Dancing -


TAGS: martial arts pole dancing
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 31, 2016, 11:39 am
Thanks, Cern! Welcome back from your short absence. I missed your sharp wit when I returned!
concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:27 am
Nice, UP yours


14 JUILLET - Napoléon and Joséphine knew how to make their bedrock




DO NOT BE ALARMED! - Safety requires torture testing of equipment, and we wouldn't want five hotties to get injured if the pole broke under a failure load.




POLE DANCING - How am I doing?




NAPOLEONIC WARS - "And with a rev of his mighty engine, Napoleon swept through Europe like a storm"




YOUR TAX MONEY - Look, it's back !




CANADIAN POLE DANCING - NOT QUITE THE SAME.... -


TAGS: pole
Rating: 3.93/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 1:22 am
Culos if you hack my pc and steal my pics one more time I'm gonna post that one you sent me of you in that maids outfit.
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:13 pm
slivers still beats being frozen to the steel poles
Derek - February 5, 2010, 2:45 pm
A number of hideously painful slivers coming up


CLEAR HEELS - All fathers pray thier daughters never wear them.




DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures




WOMENS - He gets them all.


TAGS: geeks napoleon dynamite
Rating: 2.06/5


DADDYS LITTLE GIRL -


TAGS: pole dancing fail brutal thnx to tellitlikeitis
Rating: 4.68/5

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opiumstare - July 31, 2010, 3:05 pm
hehe....thats the direction i went in xxx
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 10:32 am
Brutal! 5L
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 10:56 pm
Nice one.
crankyhead - July 28, 2010, 10:11 pm
LOL!


CREDIBLE ICON -


TAGS: totem poles are people too
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - December 16, 2009, 12:54 am
LMFAO!!!!
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 1:03 am
No props for the tag.... ATHF


POLE DANCING - Started out with big men in skirts, and now has become skinny naked women


TAGS: pole dancing men in skirts naked women
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - March 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
Caber toss
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Same pic and title as a sickartist poster.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 10:01 pm
thank god for that!!


NAPOLEON - he might have been small but his wallet sure wasn't




WORKING FOR NUTS - Damn! This economic slump affects everybody




INGENUITY - In the end, this is the best way. ...the dog just kept chasing its tail.


TAGS: ingenuity lawn mower pole grass
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:23 pm
Good one. 5L


SECURITY -




FISHING -




FREELANCING - In these hard times... Poledancers find work where they can get it.


TAGS: pole dancing
Rating: 3.96/5

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440wakeup - May 25, 2011, 11:05 pm
Hokay that's a guy
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 10:00 am
I like the blank stare, so realistic!


THE MAN WHO LOVED CAT DANCING - didn't know she was really a polecat




FEMALE ATHLETES - Its not whether you win or lose its..... Oh hell we'd watch regardless


TAGS: rice pinder jackson pole
Rating: 4.83/5

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forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:43 am
Cool down! 3 athletes and another hottie is better than only 3 athletes! ;)
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 2:38 am
Yeah I had that feeling after I submitted it. Shhhhhh!
valkor - July 29, 2011, 2:37 am
bottom right is lucy pinder, not an athlete but a fantastic page 3 model in the UK
Coombsy007 - July 28, 2011, 8:35 pm
Lauren Jackson, Allison Stokke, Stephanie Rice, and I dont know but she's hot. We're you the Mod to approve this?
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:15 pm
i saw the tags... the pole vaulters name is allison stokke. she's delicious =)


NORTH POLE - "I TOLD YOU GUYS WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE."


TAGS: albuquerque north pole submarine
Rating: 2.3/5


Pole Dancing -


TAGS: pole dancing elderly meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 pm
So I'm guessing, Priss, by your motifakes you're... between 50 and 55? (Serious question - no troll. My wife is astounded at my age guessing gift; wondering if it works over the internet)
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:46 am
That Looks Handy I Want One.
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:25 am
Thanks for the 5L and for not making me share it with Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:24 am
Mr. Gary!!! Bahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:09 am
5L Priss, and 5L for GaryO's comment. lol!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 am
ROFLMAO!
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
HOOOOAAH! Either I’m gettin’ excited or my stool softener is kickin’ in.


meanwhile at the north pole -


TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas


Electrocrucification -




PREJUDGMENT -


TAGS: tutu ballerina firefighter pole
Rating: 4.98/5

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Zetmonk - February 7, 2012, 5:37 am
Well. The single person than voted 4/5 on this poster must feel a little silly right about now...
brenden - February 3, 2012, 4:38 am
Flex WOW :P
maoworks2 - February 2, 2012, 4:11 pm
Wow, Flex !
spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 2:20 pm
5 flexible lions.


Pole dancing -


TAGS: pole fail
Rating: 4.29/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2013, 6:37 pm

fries and a big mac at the top....any bets that she'll make it?


MADE IT MA -


TAGS: northpole submarine white heat cagney
Rating: 4.26/5

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GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:10 am
Nautilus...90 North. (Cool!)


GREAT JOB! -


TAGS: workers concrete poles truck planning
Rating: 4.15/5

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freestyler - May 21, 2010, 12:17 pm
FYI, they drove backwards going between the poles.
Feasibly - May 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Great point Face. Same goes for the pic.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 1:34 am
Should have thought about this one a bit more. Great pic but your verbiage only explained the pic. 2L


DOUBLE TAKE - I imagine that, When Jesus sees this at first, He'll have to look twice.


TAGS: jesus poles double take
Rating: 3.93/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
I never saw this. Its very good. It's was actually funnier the second time I read it. 5L
iamjet - September 1, 2010, 9:24 pm
It's been 10 months. I thought I'd get a comment on the awesome Haiku.


POLE DANCING - May is a good time for it


TAGS: pole dance
Rating: 3.47/5

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THAT'S HIM OFFICER - That's the Lincoln who mugged me!




ENJOY THE WORLD CUP -




FOR SALE: POLE - Used once for touching Susan Boyle. Condition: Poor.




GIRLS ONLY WANT - boyfriends who have great skills


TAGS: skills napolean dynamite
Rating: 4.08/5

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tellezs - November 17, 2011, 7:42 pm
This is like the saltine challenge! Thanks! Ima run this one on everyone tonight~ Haha


NORDIC POLE DANCING - THE POLES NEED TO BE GROWN AND HARVESTED CAREFULLY BEFORE EVERY SHOW! -


TAGS: pole
Rating: 4/5

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POLE DANCING - WAIT! AFTER THE SHOW YOU'LL GET A TASTE BUT NOT BEFORE OR I'LL BE TO SLIPPERY TO DANCE! -


TAGS: pole
Rating: 3.88/5

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WATER - Pt just raised her act to the next level


TAGS: pole dancing
Rating: 3.86/5

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DMDrax - May 16, 2010, 12:20 am
water i does a body hard


POLE VAULT DANCING - When she grabs your pole. If you think she clears your bar, you need to help her stick the landing.




POLE DANCING - THE RETARDED VERSION -


TAGS: pole
Rating: 3.45/5

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THEY'RE ALREADY - taking numbers to see who sniffs the poles first when the women are done


TAGS: pole
Rating: 3.42/5

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COPING WITH RECESSION - Dad had to find a new hobby.


TAGS: pole dancing
Rating: 3.18/5

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R.S.Jake - February 9, 2010, 9:58 am
So, when you said you've been doing a couple of strippers, this is what you meant?


ONE LOOK - It's in his face, the real reason Napoleon divorced his first wife... She tore his Bonaparte




LAST RIGHTS -


TAGS: animal farm napolean death beer
Rating: 2.74/5

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Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 12:36 am
Jimmy Dean...its sausage.
Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:19 am
James Dean had a thing about bacon, pigs or Animal Farm?
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:22 pm
O'douls N.A. Fake beer FTW!


CAREER PLAN - What better example can you have? Thank you Mommy


TAGS: pole dancer career mommy
Rating: 2.58/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 12:58 pm
Eventually everything will drift to the surface. Culos: http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=12921
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 30, 2008, 4:48 pm
This is why I try to tag my posters with the appropriate terms.
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 2:33 pm
*some of your posts have been very worthy of multipoodles (term copyrighted!).
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 2:32 pm
It was posted within the past month...and the search terms only work if entered by the poster or if it is the title of the pic. If there weren't 20,000 tunnels to look through I'd probably be able to find it for ya though! And don't take it personally; so
Culos - October 30, 2008, 2:05 pm
Gimme a link LogicDude. I did a search for pole, nothing came up so if it's a double you can't blame me!
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 3:50 pm
Motifake Spam. definition: Reposting pictures over and over with different text. See also "tunnels."


HUMAN POLE DANCING - Come, I'm ready! Hang in here...




FLUNKING - The High School's Pole-dancing Club try-out was always going to be hard




Can't Touch This -


TAGS: pole dancing obese women management responsibility calendar mc hammer song
Rating: 5/5

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- February 19, 2014, 7:34 pm
The pole appears to be flexing... more than she is. XD
MissPriss - February 19, 2014, 3:59 pm
OMG! Me too. Thank gawd she doesn't do lap dances. Lipstick on your man's collar is one thing...big foot prints on his pant legs?
lgvernon - February 19, 2014, 1:11 pm

The first things I noticed here were her filthy feets~~~GAAAAAAAAA!


all we have -


TAGS: napolean pedro vote for him
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:21 pm
Heh, I guess he got that time machine to work.


HA HA HA -




TRY NOT TO BE - low man on the totem pole


TAGS: totem pole
Rating: 4.47/5

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CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 1:11 am
I like to think that "low man on the totem pole" is more important than most people think because he supports everyone else.


CONSISTENT -


TAGS: sick tribute harley body hair barber pole
Rating: 4.31/5

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sickartist - June 5, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL My head is shaved so take your best guess.


Pole Dancing -




UNDER CONSTRUCTION -


TAGS: putting the pole in the ground
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - June 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
Clever - you need a on-track mind though.


LEARNING - Sometimes nothing beats real-world experiences. Like getting your butt stuck to a frozen pole.




EBP -


TAGS: trash cycle beginning stripper poledance
Rating: 4.13/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:19 am
She'll always be able to pay the rent! lol!
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 5:45 pm
That is so wrong.


POLE DANCING -


TAGS: febchallenge pole dancing scottish games
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Like this.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
(to the song Spin Spin Sugar)


FINAL RESISTANCE - There will be a moment in life when you just have to give in. For all of us. Even for Poles.




14 JUILLET - France has more need of me, than I have need of France. Napoleon Bonaparte




WOAH - You got like... three feet of air that time.




pole dancing -




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